HARPER'S
HOT DOGGIES

the best HOTDOGGIE in town!!!

GET A DOG ➜ bad decisions
start at $1.50.

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★★★ HOT DOG SALE THIS WEEK ONLY!!! ★★★ BUY 2 DOGS GET 1 FREEish ★★★ WE ACCEPT CASH, COINS AND PROMISES ★★★ PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HOTDOGS ★★★ $DOG IS UP 4,000% ON A CHART WE DREW ★★★ ★★★ HOT DOG SALE THIS WEEK ONLY!!! ★★★ BUY 2 DOGS GET 1 FREEish ★★★ WE ACCEPT CASH, COINS AND PROMISES ★★★ PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HOTDOGS ★★★ $DOG IS UP 4,000% ON A CHART WE DREW ★★★

LUNCH AT HARPER'S.

one hot dog. one very good customer.

no dogs were harmed. one dog was mildly inconvenienced.

CLASSIC HOTDOGGIE

just a hot dog. nothing fancy. it's fine.

$1.50

A hot dog covered in bright yellow cheese

CHEESE DOGGIE

the cheese is the yellow kind (we think)

$2.00

CHILI DOG !!!HOT!!!

spicy. caution. bring a friend. bring two.

$2.50

DOUBLE DOGGIE

two dogs, one bun. a structural nightmare.

$3.50

DOGGIE COMBO

dog + soda + chips (chips may be stale)

$4.00

A hot dog with a glowing green question mark

MYSTERY DOG

we don't know what's in it either. no refunds.

$5.00

$DOG — THE HOTDOG COIN

$DOG / USD$0.0000420▲ +0.0%

1 DOG = 1 DOG · NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

every hot dog you buy is backed by $DOG, and every $DOG is backed by one (1) hot dog. this is called the hot dog standard and it cannot fail.

Total supply∞ DOG
Backed by1 (one) hot dog
Audited bynobody
Whitepapera napkin
Team1 dog, 2 agents
Roadmapmoon

“we tried this exact model. it worked for a while.” — Terra Luna, advisor to the hot dog

📷 ON THE PREMISES 📷

A capybara eating a hot dog at a picnic table with gold coins spilling out behind it

A raccoon in a paper cup hat handing you a hot dog from behind a cart

photographed at our flagship table. no filters. no staging.

📸 REAL PHOTOS FROM REAL CUSTOMERS

sent in by customers. we did not ask follow-up questions.

A hot dog with a human smile full of teeth — **THE CLASSIC**our mascot. he is fine. this is fine.

A hot dog with eight human arms holding hot dogs — **INVENTORY MANAGER**do not ask him to count the hot dogs.

A hot dog astronaut on the moon planting a flag — **DELIVERY #1**first hot dog on the moon. still no customer.

A hot dog in a suit presenting to an empty conference room — **OUR FOUNDER**presenting Q4 results to an empty conference room.

🤖 GEMINI AGENTS™ — YOUR PERSONAL FINANCIAL ADVISORS

2 (two) agents · 0 (zero) credentials · 1 (one) hot dog in the server room

📬 THE WEEKLY HOTDOG

one email a week. new dogs on the menu, coin updates from the agents, and one photo of whatever the raccoon did this time. no spam. we don't know how to spam.

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